If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
COME ON PEOPLE WE HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN TO 3 HUNDRED THOUSAND
WE AREN’T EVEN 10% THERE
GET YOUR HEADS IN THE GAME
no but really according to fandom u can be a great character just by making the right facial twitches if ur a dude but if ur a chick u need to hold your breath while counting to a million and juggle a thousand pointy objects while reasserting ur dominance over the human race but also be rlly nice to the fan fave white dudes bUT NOT TOO NICE bc that means u might poke a hole in a ship and u can do all that but then u breathe wrong for half a second and everyone hates u
- me: mom i want stuff from roosterteeth for christmas
- mom: what the fuck's a roosterteeth
When my sister was little, she had an imaginary friend called Jackie. One Sunday, my great aunt was over and my sister came in, announced to the room that Jackie fell down the stair and died, and left. My great auntie calmly looked up and said “how did she know about that?” Apparently, my great auntie had a little brother called Jack (her mother, who died a little before my sister was born, called him Jackie) and when he was 7, he fell down the stairs, banged his head and died.